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When Husband Drive a Car

When Husband Drive a Car
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful...... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! T H E S A L T!" The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I...
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PARAMORE - Renegade (Video + Lyric)

PARAMORE - Renegade (Video + Lyric)
The grass wasn’t green enough here After watching you with my tears I’m not sure where you went We are, just past tense The snakes, they are slithering in Chasing me to my end Can’t say where that is I’m running again Oh, when I get there it won’t be far enough I’m a renegade It’s in my blood If ever I get there It won’t be fast enough I’m a renegade I always was Well, your spark never lit up the fire Though we tried and tried and tried The wind came through your lungs A hurricane from your tongue I’ll keep your secrets with me Right behind my teeth The anger, the anchor I’ll sail more...